Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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