i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
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