...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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