can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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