Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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