Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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