My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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