Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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