the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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