yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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