PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
My ATM looks so different sober.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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