I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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