Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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