You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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