vagina is talking i cant
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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