Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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