Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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