This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I showed him my bush... on skype.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Randomize
