I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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