Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Randomize
