question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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