The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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