So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
You can make out without kissing
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