I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Can I color on your dick again?
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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