But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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