I'm going to jail i love you
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
