She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
There was a lot of him and a little penis
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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