Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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