yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
You don't make any sense
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