Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
