He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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