cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
