everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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