y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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