We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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