Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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