You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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