We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Randomize
