What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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