Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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