he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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