He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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