yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
40s are totally the cure
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Randomize
