i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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