if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
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