dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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