So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Randomize
