Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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