question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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