i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
sick fucks of a feather flock together
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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